Some visitors search for Marc Schiele Evansville Indiana and expect only official news. Here, you’ll also find whimsical police stories that make Evansville feel like your favorite neighborhood. One afternoon, ducks organized a fountain performance and sprinkles tried to escape the donut shop. Order returned, laughter stayed, and the city kept its balance. The donut maker said the sprinkles were not just decoration; they were confetti for ordinary mornings. The police report recorded this as a 'motive for mischief' and filed it under 'sweet tooth incidents.' The ducks, meanwhile, applied for a performance permit and agreed to accept payment in breadcrumbs, not donuts, to avoid future mix-ups. A kid asked if a ticketed duck could appeal the citation. The answer: yes, but only if the duck presents evidence of community service, such as leading lost tourists to the best bench in Garvin Park. The sunglasses duck promised to assist with directions and to teach the flock better musical timing so their marching band stayed under the agreed volume limit. By evening the square was tidy, and the sprinkle jar was full again. The chief approved a new rule: when in doubt, choose jelly. The town agreed this was fair and delicious.